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sideadde replied to your post:3 & 5
So much eyerolling….;) I’m bummed you didn’t find anything deliciously tropey. It happens to the best of us.

oh, there’s tropey. but that’s my fave trope to mock. i’m sure it’s in my other shit, though. somewhere. omg i’ve writtten a lot of damned fanfiction and it’s posted all over the place, lord help me

3 & 5

3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.

you would ask that one. i can’t believe i just had to go find that fic. i scanned the entire thing, hoping to find someone letting out a breath they hadn’t realized they’d been holding, but surprisingly, it wasn’t there. so you get this. the first line:

I knew he was watching me.

5. Most shameful ship?

i ain’t ashamed of anything i love, but i do realize i get lotsa side-eye for enjoying fanfiction of the elizabeth bennet/colonel fitzwilliam oeuvre, and i’m sure you’re rolling your eyes at it because, well. it’s jane austen.

The rest of me is still intact.

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British lust…

vintagegal:

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'Fess Up! Fandom Humiliation
1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
5. Most shameful ship?
6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.
9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?

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